Questions i got from Brenda's journal

 Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
   Nope, sad but true...too tired too...lol

2. Are you gay? as in Happy yeppers

3.Do you have hairy legs? I need to shave....ha!

4. Do you like monkeys? yes they are adorable

5. How many fillings do you have? None, but more than likely need some....terrified of the dentist...UGH!

6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Lake


7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? Yes I have and it hurt!


8.Have you ever read the Bible?
   Yes, but not as much as i should...i never have  cared for reading.....

9. Do you wear a lot of black? Nope hardly ever, but since i'm told it makes you look thinner my closet should be full of black....lol


10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? Nope....unless you consider my temper a weapon....lol


12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
    A what..???  

13. Describe your hair?
   Strawberry blonde...with an added bit of blonde highlights...medium length....

14. Are you a wild beast?
    I am Lion(Leo) hear me ROARRRRR!  hehe

15. Do you like to have fun?
     Tons of it....right Pam..?....hehe

16. Do you like drama?
     Nope...can't stand it

17. Do you like mayonnaise?
     Nope....Miracle Whip

18. Are you afraid to die?
     Yes, but fear my loved ones dying more

19. Do you like playing in leaves?
     Use to as a kid...would roll down the hillside again

and again in leaves.....ahhh to be a kid again!

20. Do you like lyme ticks?
WTF kind of question is that?

21. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
  Nope but have came damn close a few times...lol

  From laughing so hard....or coughing hard(face it i am getting old)....UGH!...lol

22. Have you ever thrown up on someone as an adult?

     Just myself...ackkkk!

23. Are you an adult?
     Yep...but a kid at heart....

24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
   Not in the least....but use to love spelling in school.

25. Are you a television addict?
      Nope....don't watch much tv...basically just Celebrity Duets, Dancing with the Stars and American Idol and CMT(less now that they show old re-runs more than music videos)

26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?

    Yes i do!!!


27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
    Does a pool count..hehehe   =)~

28. On a swing?
    How about a picnic table.... :x

29. Do you like Elvis?
     He's okay, my MIL saw him in concert years ago

30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
      Actually i think it's hilarious!  But i don't enjoy it you sick freak!!!!   lmao

31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
    Ummmm....No

32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
Again, WTH kind of question is this.

33. Does your mom think someone's hot?
      Yeah my stepdad....when i try to convince her someone is hot....she says they are okay...and i know deep down she is saying DAMN HE'S FINE!   We're married mom not dead...lol

34. Are you a sugar freak?
      I could prolly do without sweets if i had to

35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
    No, i think ohhh shit i need to get dressed...LMAO  Only because i stay in my pj's a lot at home....not that i run around nude you sick freaks...hahaha

36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
     Ummm i dunno let me go ask Jeff if it's okay NOT!

37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
    Nope cause i'm an angel <<coughbullshitcough>>

38. Do you like orange juice?
      It's okay

39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
    Okay....whats a party boy dance someone enlighten me..?

40. Where do you wish you were right now?
       In Hawaii....Jeff and i have been talking about going there on our 20th wedding anniversary in 9yrs...to renew our wedding vows....that is a vacation of a lifetime and a dream of mine!

41. Did you enjoy this?
      I suppose

42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
      Nope..but i ate rock salt...lol

43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
     No Way! 

44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
      Actually i walked in on them once....ACK!!!

45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
       ummmm.....damn close....lol

46. Can you roll your tongue?
       Yes =)~

47. Can you lick your own nose?
    Nope

48. Do you like Halloween?
    I like to decorate, I use to like giving out candy...until 16-18yr olds came trick or treating one year...so now we just leave the house that night and go out to eat and shopping....eventually i may give out candy again....

49. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
     Yes...loved it.... Mario Lopez is a cutie.

50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
Who?

51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
       Nope.....